I read now and again the Esquire article “10 things you don’t know about women” which is written by different female celebrities. I find it very amusing because apparently the male can’t take his eyes off T.v to see what’s going otherwise his head would explode. With that said I submitted my own 10 list thing to them but I won’t show you that here ( don’t wanna give any easy rides to any guys ) . Instead I’m going to write a few things girls don’t know about other girls. Yes, it’s true , we’re so complicated we don’t understand each other sometimes. Well here it is:
- Just because I jumped up and down to see that my clothes DOES fit you it doesn’t mean you can make a habit of borrowing it.
- For the tenth time YES he likes you. *note: I just said that to shut you up.
- I have other friends I like to go out with. You can’t come because they don’t like you.
- I don’t care how much you paid for it, crocodile skin is not fashionable.
- Oh and the pants do make you look fat…..
- ….try one that doesn’t squeeze your “love handles” up to your breast.
- I don’t care how much I declare I don’t love Tom anymore it’s not ok to date him.
- Maybe his ugly cousin.
- I don’t want you dating my brother either. I know where you and your vajayja have been.
- Keep your menstruating mood swings to yourself. I don’t think people start wars because they were in a bad mood, therefore you shouldn’t either.
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Gigi Zulei 