Get an old blind man to do your dirty work

It’s Saturday , I don’t usually write on the weekends but I decided to anyways.
First off,I’d like to thank everyone who takes the time to visit my website. I really appreciate the hits. And for those who leave comments double thanks.

Now moving on to the wacky world that is the 3rd rock from the sun. I’ve been reading ‘Penguin Island’. It’s a book about an old blind monk who gets stranded on a island and mistakes penguins for people and proceeds to baptize them. It’s very interesting book and humorous as well.

So it really called my attention when I read this article about a 73 year old Dutch man who was tricked into growing marijuana plants.

Apparently some neighborhood kids noticed how he tended his begonias so well, that they decided to plant in some marijuana seeds hoping he would tend them with the same care.

Unfortunately police officers driving by noticed the plants growing in his front yard and questioned the poor geyser over it.

He promised he would remove it. Poor guy. He must have been shitting his pampers.
I don’t know whether to be ashamed of those kids or congratulate them.

Wow I mean really could you imagine if this becomes a habit.

“Hey grandma can you put this sugar in that pot of yours, you know I always misplace it”

Medicare doesn’t cover overdose. This might get ugly.
Shame on you kids. Senior citizens have it bad enough they don’t know we’re not paying attention to their war stories. Now they have to cultivate our drugs without them knowing.The least you can do is give them 10% of the profit.
If you’re being greedy I hope you give your dope to someone with Alzheimers. Good luck finding it.

Plant your weed in your own yard Dennis the menace, Mr. Wilson has enough to deal with.


Your boyfriend might be an ex-con.

What a delightful treat I found this morning. I was roaming the web when I came across an article.
The writer had found a website where you can check if someone has a criminal record. Of course for most this isn’t anything new seeing that for 40$ you can figure it out anyways. But this site is FREE!
So I decided to go in and check the page out. It’s very easy to use. All you need is the name of the person and place where they reside or might have committed a crime. It helps if you know the city and their middle name to really narrow down the search.

It’s very addicting. It’s so addicting I looked myself up and I’ve never been convicted of any crime whats so ever.

I looked up everyone I can possibly think of. Alas I know very few criminals apparently.
I guess they don’t put deportation in there. I also think that they only put convicted ones, not anyone they’re actually looking for. Because if that would have been the case I would have come up with a lot more people .

The site also has stuff like neighborhood watch. That was very eye opening.
I thought I lived in a nice part of town , apparently I’m surrounded by convicted criminals.
Thankfully not in my building but two buildings down. I say thankfully not because I don’t believe people reform but because if they did live in my building I’d look into to see who they were and I would become overly curious. I have a bad habit of people watching so I don’t need to through any wood to this fire.

You should definitely check this site out. It’s very interesting. People are debating that this is an intrusion of people’s privacy. I’d feel that way if I were on here for not putting my seat belt on or running a red light. But then again the more serious ones I feel they are ok because people really should be more honest about their past even if they have changed. If someone is hiding something like this it becomes a very serious trust issue in the friendship or relationship .

By and by it’s just fucking interesting.