10 things girls should know about girls

I read now and again the Esquire article “10 things you don’t know about women” which is written by different female celebrities. I find it very amusing because apparently the male can’t take his eyes off T.v to see what’s going otherwise his head would explode. With that said I submitted my own 10 list thing to them but I won’t show you that here ( don’t wanna give any easy rides to any guys ) . Instead I’m going to write a few things girls don’t know about other girls. Yes, it’s true , we’re so complicated we don’t understand each other sometimes. Well here it is:

  1. Just because I jumped up and down to see that my clothes DOES fit you it doesn’t mean you can make a habit of borrowing it.
  2. For the tenth time YES he likes you. *note: I just said that to shut you up.

  3. I have other friends I like to go out with. You can’t come because they don’t like you.

  4. I don’t care how much you paid for it, crocodile skin is not fashionable.

  5. Oh and the pants do make you look fat…..

  6. ….try one that doesn’t squeeze your “love handles” up to your breast.

  7. I don’t care how much I declare I don’t love Tom anymore it’s not ok to date him.
  8. ?

  9. Maybe his ugly cousin.

  10. I don’t want you dating my brother either. I know where you and your vajayja have been.
  11. Keep your menstruating mood swings to yourself. I don’t think people start wars because they were in a bad mood, therefore you shouldn’t either.