The war on texting

     I understand the need to stay in touch with your friends. I also understand that it might come as weird to some you when I say that I don’t own a cell phone. Yes, that’s right, I don’t have one. Actually , I do have one but I just use it to listen to music. I’m not saying everyone should join me and throw away their electrical leashes. No, see the only thing I want to complain to you about it the texting-wow sounded a bit Bill Cosby. Anyways, I find it incredibly annoying the amount of texting people seem to indulge in. I once sat down next to a friend who had spent more than an hour texting. By this time I was so annoyed by it that I just turned to her and said “F#@#%$ call that person already”. I mean seriously, do you know how rude it is when you’re talking to someone and all of a sudden they flip open their phone to text someone else? No, of course you don’t. You’re probably one of those people. Can you blame the teachers for giving stares of death when they find someone texting in their class room? If it’s so damn important why don’t you step out and call the person?

     It’s probably one of those horrible habits people will end up going to psychiatrist for. Dear lord, I wonder what type of lunatics we’ll have 25 years from now?

     Another nervous tick people seem to have are with the sidekick phones and other phone that turns/flips when it opens. See the proud owners of these electronics know that they will engage in an hour long texting conversation but yet still close their phone. Only to open it 3 seconds later to read the incoming message. Then they proceed to type their response and close the phone again only to open it 2 seconds later. Do you see how that can drive the person next to the lunatic just as insane?! LEAVE THE FUCKING PHONE OPEN!

     Glad to have gotten that off my chest. Please be considerate of those who still hang on to our sanity.


10 things girls should know about girls

I read now and again the Esquire article “10 things you don’t know about women” which is written by different female celebrities. I find it very amusing because apparently the male can’t take his eyes off T.v to see what’s going otherwise his head would explode. With that said I submitted my own 10 list thing to them but I won’t show you that here ( don’t wanna give any easy rides to any guys ) . Instead I’m going to write a few things girls don’t know about other girls. Yes, it’s true , we’re so complicated we don’t understand each other sometimes. Well here it is:

  1. Just because I jumped up and down to see that my clothes DOES fit you it doesn’t mean you can make a habit of borrowing it.
  2. For the tenth time YES he likes you. *note: I just said that to shut you up.

  3. I have other friends I like to go out with. You can’t come because they don’t like you.

  4. I don’t care how much you paid for it, crocodile skin is not fashionable.

  5. Oh and the pants do make you look fat…..

  6. ….try one that doesn’t squeeze your “love handles” up to your breast.

  7. I don’t care how much I declare I don’t love Tom anymore it’s not ok to date him.
  8. ?

  9. Maybe his ugly cousin.

  10. I don’t want you dating my brother either. I know where you and your vajayja have been.
  11. Keep your menstruating mood swings to yourself. I don’t think people start wars because they were in a bad mood, therefore you shouldn’t either.