Broke over gas? Steal jet fuel.


I know high gas prices have been everyone’s boogey man for a while now, but this is a bit much.

An unidentified 20 year old was caught stealing jet fuel. Ok, he was drunk. But still, jet fuel?
He broke into a small airport and tried to load up his car with jet fuel.

I don’t know about this, but can you put jet fuel in your car and make it run normally? Funny thing is that if he were to buy it he would have to pay $5.97 a gallon.

He’s making a statement here ladies and gentleman. If you’re going to steal , make it worthy. Why go to the pump and try to steal it ? $4.00 gasoline ,pfff! I’m putting the real s*it , JET FUEL!
I’ve heard people say that if they were to steal something and get caught it might as well be something in the millions. I don’t know if that’s rational but heck it works for them.

I wonder if this is what Winona Ryder was thinking when she raided that Chanel store?
Hell if I was a washed out actress and nobody is offering to give me clothes I’d be bitter too.But that’s another story.

I can’t stop thinking what would have happened to his car if he turned it on with jet fuel. It’s silly but I keep getting an imagine in my head that the car is going to fly off and he’ll just drive the car around in air. There was a show like that. I wish I could remember the name. Mind boggling.

Proof I’m not the only one annoyed by Billy Maze


I have longed asked myself , “is it me but isn’t that guy from oxyclean annoying?”
Billy Maze is like politics these days. No matter where you go he’s on t.v yelling selling something.

And what a way to sell.But I must give him credit I almost bought oxyclean once.
I practically heard him in wal-mart screaming “THAT’S THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN ” . I quickly put it down and bought tide.

Enjoy this video I found on youtube. Proof that Billy Maze is the guy to imitate.*

*note: rhyme not intended.